Friday, December 11, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
no mom, i don't have a DUI.... no, i have never had one... what are you talking about?... do you really want to go there? do you want me to print out my criminal record?... just listen to me, i have never had a DUI!...
so mom, i woke up this morning and the dog was acting to weird. stumbling around in circles and looking really confused. i put him outside and he just kept falling down... yeah, so i called the vet and she said it was an extra $100 for weekend emergency visits.... anyhow, i took him in and $350 later she told me he was drunk!
Friday, December 4, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
i love the brotherly concern he has for brandon in this photo. what a guy!
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Random Thoughts from People Age 25-35
★ More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
★ Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
★ Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.
★ There is a great need for sarcasm font.
★ Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
★ I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
★ The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
★ I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
★ Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
★ Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
★ How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
★ I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
★ Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said “Yes that’s G as in… (10 second lapse)… ummm… Goonies.”
★ MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
★ I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
★ Bad decisions make good stories.
★ Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem…
★ Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.
★ There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
★ I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
★ I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’
★ I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
★ I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
★ I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
★ Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
★ I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
★ Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.
★ It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
★ I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit?
please share in the comments section the ones that made you chuckle as well because you caught yourself doing or thinking the very same thing!